January 20, 2004
Howie set back
Scrappleface was there as Howard ("Dr. No") Dean reacted in his usual thoughtful way to a humiliating political defeat Monday night in Iowa, where he spent two years campaigning.
With the characteristic charm that earned him the love and respect of roughly 18 percent of Iowa Democrats, presidential candidate Howard Dean bid the state farewell as he stepped onto his private jet tonight."Shut up, you gun-toting, God-fearing homophobes," Mr. Dean said to a cheering crowd of Iowa Democrats. "Your caucus is a meaningless exercise dominated by extremist special interests just like I said on Canadian TV years ago."
Sporting a manic grin, Dean did actually look like he was going to blow a blood vessel during his concession rant. Or ready to switch careers and try out for the WWF.
Posted by Alan at January 20, 2004 12:03 AM