Ready for the 4th of July? Some alert citizens are: they've got The Exploding Bin Laden Noggin.
Americans with a taste for vengeance this Fourth of July can take their aggressions out with a bang.No. No. No. No. No," said Steve Nebel as he walked through the Bob’s Fireworks tent on Highway 763 last night combing the tables for a specific fountain. The object of his search? The Exploding Bin Laden Noggin.
"Aha! A must-have," Nebel said when he finally found the device. "You get to blow his head off. That’s great! What red-blooded American wouldn’t want to blow his head off?"
The Bin Laden Noggin, a cone-shaped firework decorated like a gun-wielding, green-skinned Osama bin Laden, is the hottest firework of the summer, tent manager Jack Slaughter said. He expects to sell 2,500 of the diminutive terrorists this summer.
"Every American needs one of these!" reads the description of the firecracker in the Bob’s Fireworks catalog. "Light up ol’ BL and he will cackle not unlike a chicken, erupt in blood red flowers and scream loudly as if his cave’s roof was meeting the floor.
"The finale is complete when a dual charge blows Bin’s head far from his neck. Too much fun for only $1.95."
"Yippee ki ay..."
Posted by Alan at July 2, 2004 05:12 PM