Blogger Rachel Lucas has some serious yearning going on over the men of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings, including one in particular.
Don't judge me. I am a sucker for men in armor and horsetail helms. Men with swords and blades and spears. Men on horses, bellowing from atop hillsides at the first light of dawn, Rohirrim!!! To the King!!! Ahhhhh.
Not that she's lost of sight of the real world.
Anyway, so I'm mad. I'm disgusted! I ask, how can we find out who's a lying bastard and who's not? So of course I turn to my LOTR obsession for answers. And I realized that if only we had some Elves or wizards or something, they could tell us who's a lying bastard and who's not. We need a Galadriel or a Gandalf. Someone who can look into the eyes of a man like Kerry and see that, indeed, he is a lying bastard, and can then smite him.Alternatively, they can discern that Kerry is a lying bastard and can then call upon, say, the mighty Rohan warrior Eomer to smite him. Oh, yes.
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Posted by Alan at August 22, 2004 12:11 AM