September 05, 2004

Lake Woebenuts

Democratic operative Susan Estrich claims:

The trouble with Democrats, traditionally, is that we're not mean enough.

Actually, Minnesota's Garrison Keillor, who presents a certain folksy personality in his public radio performances, seems to have it down pretty well.

The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts in pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks, Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong’s moonwalk was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little honkers out to diminish the rest of us, Newt’s evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a dull and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of secular institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts trying to walk. Republicans: The No.1 reason the rest of the world thinks we’re deaf, dumb and dangerous.

Tip via NRO's The Corner.

Should not John Kerry and/or his puppy be called on to denounce such hate speech?

Posted by Alan at September 5, 2004 05:56 PM